Well, here we are. The very last list that will be posted on this site. Like I said in the worst list, words cannot describe how much of a wild ride this has been, and I cannot thank those that have stuck with me this long enough. Sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for all of the support through the years, and I promise to make this as thought out and detailed as can be. As for the songs that are on this list itself, we have quite the amazing bunch if I do say so myself. 2022 provided us with quite the gems, and I was certainly spoiled for choice this time around. Before we begin, though, I would like to mention that no, you will not see Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) on this list. Not that it's a bad song, nowhere near it at all, it is actually fantastic, but while this year is its debut on a Year-End Hot 100 chart, the reason it won't be appearing here is due to the fact that it is still unquestionably a song from 1985 that really only got the attention and popularity it did in 2022 was because of its use in an episode of the Netflix series Stranger Things, and as such, I don't know, I just feel like placing it on this list would feel a bit like cheating. Still, though, make no mistake, it is absolutely fantastic, between the impeccable groove and damn near perfect synthwork, Kate Bush's amazing vocals, and lyrics that are a cry for there to universally be true gender equality through both men and women being able to see things from each other's perspectives, it really does deserve all of the recognition and appreciation that a show like Stranger Things was able to bring to some newer audiences who otherwise would've been deprived of knowing of its existence. You can pretty much consider it the unofficial #0 on this list. As for what I actually did consider eligible to land on here, let's waste no more time and get right to it, starting with......
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Alright, I spent the last list thrashing pretty hard on this guy, but between the things he has said and done as well as a lot of the music he put out during the year, it's not like he didn't deserve it. That said, there were still times where his sensibilities for good taste were able to kick in, and yeah, one of them is making this list.
10) Song: Flower Shops
Artist: ERNEST feat. Morgan Wallen
Year-End Position: 96
9) Song: Get Into It (Yuh)
Artist: Doja Cat
Year-End Position: 68
8) Song: The Kind Of Love We Make
Artist: Luke Combs
Year-End Position: 36
7) Song: Something In The Orange
Artist: Zach Bryan
Year-End Position: 39
I'll admit right now that one thing I have gotten really bad about lately is, when a song just starts to break on to the charts (assuming it does so at all), it will take me a buttload of time to actually sit down and really listen to it to try and formulate some sort of actual opinion of it. Even if a song is praised as being a gift from on high from several parties at once, it'll just be that for me: something I've heard is really good. Sadly that causes me to miss what might be some otherwise truly great songs, at least in time to root for them to become hits. Thankfully, though, every now and again, they do become hits, and when it happens, the stars just so happen to align, and I join that choir of praise accordingly. Such is the case with this song. It debuted on the charts, I had heard it was really good, but hadn't actually sat down and listened to it to see what all the hubbub was about. When I did, though, man do I see why people enjoy this one as much as they do because......hoo boy this one is heavy. This is a song that conveys the mindset of someone who knows the relationship is over, but is trying (and failing) to convince himself that things could still somehow manage to work between him and his now ex SO. However, no matter how hard he tries to delude himself, whether through begging, trying to forget, or even outright lying to himself, eventually, he always returns to his senses and has to face the harsh reality that it is, indeed, over between them. All of this is contrasted with the imagery of being out in the heat while the sun is setting, and it's warm, but definitely not a comforting warm. No, it's the kind of warm that is brutally excruciating where you're sweaty and sticky from head to toe, as if to symbolize all the guilt, shame and emptiness he feels from having someone so dear to him part without even a word to say. It's a gut punch in every sense of the word, backed up beautifully by the acoustic strumming and harmonica as well as Zach Bryan's vocals having just the right amount of grit and emotion behind it to sell it extraordinarily. What else can I say, magnificent song. Although I will say I did feel just a sliiiiiightly more relatable kind of anguish coming from......
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Y'know, when this guy first broke onto the scene, I was wary of him and how far he'd go......but now I can't wait to see what he does next.
6) Song: Fall In Love
Artist: Bailey Zimmerman
Year-End Position: 54
I'll admit, when I first saw Bailey Zimmerman's name first appear on the Hot 100, my immediate reaction was "okay, who is this fresh face?" Upon listening to his music, I could immediately tell he was going for a Morgan Wallen-esque style in both the sour lyrical content as well as the timbre in his vocals. That filled me with a sense of trepidation as, given how much shit Morgan Wallen has gotten himself in over the years (as well as a lot of his music just not being that good). But, thankfully, the more time has gone by, the more success he accrued to the point that I was inclined to check out his EP, Leave The Light On, which, to my surprise, actually ended up being way better than I expected. A theme throughout this man's tunes is how new he is to all the various emotions that come with relationships and all the ups and downs that come with them from beginning to end. It's dealt with in a way that, admittedly, is incredibly messy, sure, but in a way that feels real and lived in. I genuinely buy into the emotions this guy is putting on record and, in a way, kind of sympathize with a good deal of his plights despite having not been in a relationship myself, it's just that gripping. And with the exception of Where It Ends (which I personally consider his best song), there isn't a clearer example of what encapsulates the appeal of Zimmerman's music better in my opinion than Fall In Love. For starters, this instrumentation is rough and gritty in such a satisfying way. The guitars, banjos, and drums all give this a rock flare to compliment the outlaw country vibe of the track perfectly in order to give this song the gravity and bombast needed to sell the seriousness of the situation. On top of that, there's Bailey's vocals, and my god, this dude can sing. See, with artists like HARDY, the aforementioned Morgan Wallen, or even someone like Jason Aldean, it can almost sort of feel like they're forcing the amount of twang in their vocals needed so much so that it almost sounds phony, not helped by how checked out the delivery often is. Not an issue here, though, as although he's not the best singer there is, Bailey Zimmerman knows how to add just the right amount of warmth and emotion into his voice to convey the way he feels about what's going on in his songs. And here, all the anger just festering and bubbling before exploding at the moments it does fits perfectly with the content, which is about a young person trying to parse through his emotions after a breakup. He knows that the way he's acting is immature and not the right thing to do at all, but he's frustrated and doesn't know where to turn, so as such, even if he knows all his sulking won't get him anywhere, it's all he can do for the moment being. Cap all that off with an excellent guitar solo before the final hook, and you've got one hell of a tune. Great stuff, Zimmerman, can't wait to see what you do next.
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......ALL HAIL OUR DISNEY OVERLORDS!!!
5) Song: We Don't Talk About Bruno
Artist: The Cast Of Encanto
Year-End Position: 24
4) Song: Smokin' Out The Window
Artist: Silk Sonic
Year-End Position: 41
Say, uh, what's going on with your ey-oh yeah, sensitive subject, that's right, my bad.
3) Song: Surface Pressure
Artist: Jessica Darrow
Year-End Position: 53
2) Song: Glimpse Of Us
Artist: Joji
Year-End Position: 52
Honorable Mentions
Song: Tití Me Preguntó
Artist: Bad Bunny
Year-End Position: 22
A song with a buckwild sense of groove and energy that morphs into the darker tones as the consequences of Bad Bunny's player attitude and actions come back and haunt him at the end. This one was just a blast to listen to through and through. Not much else to say, really.
Song: Easy On Me
Artist: Adele
Year-End Position: 4
A song that wound up cooling on me with repeated listens, and yet it's no less deserving of at least a mention. The beautiful pianos that complement Adele's pleas of forgiveness from her son over her and her husband's divorce that simultaneously cover the listener with a warm blanket of the hope that still lies ahead make it abundantly clear that Adele is here to stay, and we are all better off for that, without question.
Song: Bad Habit
Artist: Steve Lacy
Year-End Position: 28
This one is just trippy and borderline psychedelic in a way that is able to fuse modern r&b and the psych-rock of yesteryear seamlessly. Coupled with the lyrics lamenting of what could've been with a past partner, it's just really solid stuff. I dig it.
Song: THATS WHAT I WANT
Artist: Lil Nas X
Year-End Position: 14
I really wish I could've put this on the list proper, but don't let the fact that it's only here make you think it didn't hold up for me over the course of the year because it most certainly did. Everything I said about it last year is still true to this day, and it is an absolute banger. Keep on keepin' on, Montero.
Song: Numb Little Bug
Artist: Em Beihold
Year-End Position: 32
As I mentioned in the Surface Pressure entry, this is a song I respect more than I like, but don't get me wrong, I do definitely like this a lot. The jagged piano and Em Beihold's burnt out delivery lend a lot of weight to the lyrics of how much of a toll depression can take on a person as well as showing a good message of continuing to push through even as the antidepressants make you numb to the world around you. Didn't exactly get as much replayability as it did for other people, but still solid stuff. I'll take it.
Song: About Damn Time
Artist: Lizzo
Year-End Position: 12
A glitzy, bouncy disco tune about self-love after going through some pretty difficult times that finally gave Lizzo her second number one hit? Took long enough, or put another way...ah hell, you know the name of the song.
Song: Rock And A Hard Place
Artist: Bailey Zimmerman
Year-End Position: 70
Screw it, I can have both, and if Where It Ends had been a hit, it easily would've ranked incredibly high on the list, proper. Anyways, this is excellent, showcasing the run down, exhaustion that comes when your relationship with someone is at a crossroads, and all you want is some sort of relief, explanation, anything to make the pain go away. Pair it with some really good sounding and organic instrumentation and vocals that have their all put into them, and you have an absolute gem. God, I hope Bailey Zimmerman sticks around.
Song: One Mississippi
Artist: Kane Brown
Year-End Position: 99
You know, I've always kind of secretly had a soft spot for Kane Brown, and it really was a tough call between this and Like I Love Country Music. But in the end, this one just grabbed me way more with its ramshackle, high energy feel and the rush of just saying screw it and going for broke on going for something more than just a one night stand with someone. The rush, the adrenaline, everyone here sounds like they're having fun, and as a result, I do as well.
And now, the finale......
1) Song: Doin' This
Artist: Luke Combs
Year-End Position: 71